itsstuckyinmyhead:

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

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18,914 notes   •   October 02 2014, 12:06 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

piratequeenintraining:

College students only have 2 levels of stress:

1) I don’t give a fuck

2) OH MY GOD IF I CAN’T DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER I’M GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS

There is no in between.

3,257 notes   •   October 02 2014, 12:05 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

synth-en:

"there can’t be a femme because the transformers are genderless so-"

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It’s like the opposite of issues society is facing today. People who don’t identify with a gender are told “No, there’s a binary. You have to be one or the other” and then there’s this, about “genderless” robots that “can’t be female”. how about we just say all genders exist across all species and races, even aliens. Anyone can identify as whatever the fuck they want.

579 notes   •   October 02 2014, 12:04 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

ryancrobert:

you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story

69,625 notes   •   October 01 2014, 11:58 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

alphascum:

THIS VIDEO IS CRUCIAL FOR MY EXISTENCE 

alphascum:

THIS VIDEO IS CRUCIAL FOR MY EXISTENCE 

49,740 notes   •   October 01 2014, 10:18 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

Worst feelings in the world

sheenathehyena:

datekougyous:

  • Failing a test you studied really hard for
  • Getting replaced in a friendship
  • Getting ignored 
  • Having something that you’re looking forward to, get cancelled
  • Having to fight back tears in front of people
  • Finding out that the person you like, likes someone else
  • Goodbyes
  • Showing your parents something you’re proud of only to get a disinterested reply

That last one always breaks my heart.

605,750 notes   •   October 01 2014, 10:17 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

bmxmonkey:

the-goddamazon:

jossisgod:

More reasons to love cats.

What are cats even.

Liquid

bmxmonkey:

the-goddamazon:

jossisgod:

More reasons to love cats.

What are cats even.

Liquid

70,829 notes   •   October 01 2014, 10:16 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

cmo-of-doom:

robotsandramblings:

imagineyourfavoriterobot:

Imagine your favorite robot discovering that the word “fucking” is used to intensify adjectives in the English language, so they start enhancing their sentences with it… very fucking liberally.

#freedom is the right of all fucking sentient beings

#Till all are fucking one

WAIT NO

3,596 notes   •   October 01 2014, 10:16 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

610,264 notes   •   October 01 2014, 10:15 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

shagurlwho:

ishipitlikeups:

For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.

That’s not a joke that’s a gift

143,616 notes   •   October 01 2014, 10:15 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE